Ayertawarian Candid

aiks... this guy siao one.. go kiss his brother ass

after kiss his brother, then he go to hit his brother. forget already for what reason. lol


This one LongChiang. Too much watching Dragon Ball Z
combination from Yu Chin Long and Loi Heng Chiang



KSLOOI COMBINATION

1st step

2nd step

result


MINGSIE AND YEEFANG COMBINATION

This combination failed due to many reason

• 1 too fat and 1 too skiny
• 1 wear glass and another 1 not

Ayertawarian 2008 Seduction Contest

MALE

SMS ID = dsloong

SMS ID = kslooi

SMS ID = chiang

SMS ID = alan

SMS ID = fishy

SMS ID = lingzhou

SMS ID = Iek

FEMALE

SMS ID = mingsie

SMS ID = yvonne

SMS ID = yeefang

SMS ID = lcyin

SMS ID = hueyling

SMS ID = Christina

SMS ID = Liping

Ok! First of all, I would like to congratulate all the above contestants who had successfully entered the FINAL of Ayertawarian Seduction Contest 2008!!! Once again, congratulation!!! Sadly, the judges, who I had employed from overseas(Taiwan, Japan and America) costing me almost hundred thousands ringgit were unable to decide who is the most seductive. Unluckily, the audiences, public and their fans were also reluctant to vote for them via smsing because everything had ''naik'' lately. Kedekut betul!!! What can I do as an organiser? Of course I cannot let their popularity just fade and gone like tat mah. Therefore, I hope those who was so lucky to reach here, please do free to vote for them so that I can come out with the best decision. I really really need help from you all. Everyone also can vote, ''yang muda kah, yang tua kah, yang dah kahwin kah, siapa siapa pun boleh lah, tapi janganlah yang ada heart disease''. Great thanks!!! :P

JUDGE

The Taiwan judge too shy to show his face.

From America

From Japan

This Contest has 2 categories
- Male and Female.
- Please do vote for male and female contestants

The result will announce at The Star on 080808. Please be patient wait for the result...

Prize
WINNER
- BAPAK Ayam (male) and MUMMY (female) nick
- 2ekor ayam
- 2 ticket visit chicken farm

Consolation Prize
- 1 packet Chicken Shit

- vacancy for korek ayam taik

Sponsor by :
Ding Siew Loong
Harmony Poultry Sdn Bhd

how to vote

I) SMS
1st - take ur handphone
2nd - write sms
3rd - type "SMS Secude code ID" to 0142214214
each sms cost 5cent for maxis user, 15cent for digi and celcom user. And for international itu aku tarak tau..

II) VOTE

Closing Date : 08-08-08

Please vote if u think they have potential and don't forget to leave comment. either at shoutbox or comment below here

thanks :D

CONTESTANT COMMENT

Anime

The anime I watching now is One Piece.

I got from first episode till now.. currently (Epi 363) and IT eat my hard disc place for 65GB. aiks.... It in Japanese with English subtitle.

The anime I complete watch is Dragon Ball Z and GT.
The file still at my computer. The Dragon Ball Z thinking of delete. But my heart will feel pain. Wait for a month to complete the anime. It in English Version The Dragon Ball GT I already burned out. But dono who borrow already. In cantonese version.
















Beside that 2 anime, I also download Bleach and Naruto. But I didnt watch it. Download for my friend and cousin lo...

i) Bleach (epi 1 - 50 and 101 - 180)














ii) naruto shippuuden (epi 1 - 63)

True Me???

The True You

You want your girlfriend or boyfriend to be more open with you. With respect to money, you spend carefully and save your pennies. You think good luck is something you won't attain - you expect bad luck. The hidden side of your personality tends to be a little selfish. You only do what interests you. You are tend to think about others' feelings a lot, perhaps because you are so eager to be liked. When it comes to finding a romantic partner, you don't have any particular type in mind, but you are inclined to look for someone who will say yes when you ask him / her out.

Who's The True You?

What Ding Siew Loong Means

What Ding Siew Loong Means

You are balanced, orderly, and organized. You like your ducks in a row. You are powerful and competent, especially in the workplace. People can see you as stubborn and headstrong. You definitely have a dominant personality. You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing. You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long. You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start. You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people. You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts. You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals. You are deeply philosophical and thoughtful. You tend to analyze every aspect of your life. You are intuitive, brilliant, and quite introverted. You value your time alone. Often times, you are grumpy with other people. You don't appreciate them trying to interfere in your affairs. You are the total package - suave, sexy, smart, and strong. You have the whole world under your spell, and you can influence almost everyone you know. You don't always resist your urges to crush the weak. Just remember, they don't have as much going for them as you do. You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone. You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together. At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together. You are very charming... dangerously so. You have the potential to break a lot of hearts. You know how what you want, how to get it, and that you will get it. You have the power to rule the world. Let's hope you're a benevolent dictator! You are relaxed, chill, and very likely to go with the flow. You are light hearted and accepting. You don't get worked up easily. Well adjusted and incredibly happy, many people wonder what your secret to life is. You are well rounded, with a complete perspective on life. You are solid and dependable. You are loyal, and people can count on you. At times, you can be a bit too serious. You tend to put too much pressure on yourself.

What's Your Name's Hidden Meaning?

Hate

I HATE U...
i hate u....
i HATE you...
I HATE U..
I HATE U.....

I`m NOT going to TALK with u anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
since u DON'T want to TALK with me.................

CAR

This morning I follow my mum go back AyerTawar around 8am lo.. Then reach ayertawar go Taman Dinding eat Nasi Lemak + Ayam Rendang + Telur Mata lo.. Drink Milo O ICe.. Forget how much already. After eat sit at office doing nothing lo.. Play computer game and watch movies.

Then got 1 guy come to take chicken medicine.. from Ayer Tawar farm one.. Help to record some Chicken medicine record lo.. After that go eat again.. Then many people call to office. I answer all.. Because that day office dont have people. My cousin brother dono mana pergi. My Uncle dont busy at what.. also not came.. Then the clerk I also dono why didnt come. This morning she dont come ,I understand due heavy raining. But afternoon I dono why la....

Then my dad paid me salary RM300.. I quickly go to the workshop see my car.. Around 1pm la.. The taukey said havent finish.. need polish and this and that la... Lazy to story. He ask me came at around 4pm lo.. At 4pm I walk to the workshop again and take the car lo.. Paid them RM230.. wah.. my heart so pain (sakit hati) lo.. Then do kerja gila again. drive different way.. hehe...

Go back and fetch my youngest brother go eat KFC lo.. then the stupid maid.. bring 2 pail of durian and put behind my car.. Go eat KFC use free coupon and some 25% voucher.. hehe.. After eat, I drive to Maybank at Manjung. Want to do ATM card.. Dono which hantu curi my card... That day cant do because the worker said to late.. Need to call to Cheras branch and wait for the fax this and that lo.. Ask me came back again tomorrow morning. At last drive back lo.... online and sleep .. dot dot dot...

Hospital

This morning as usual lo.. go to Oil Palm farm.. Lazy to story la.. About same la the activity. My car stucked at the mud again. But today I manage to drive thru.. hehe.

Lunch time I go eat with taukey ayam lo... Then back play office computer game, watch drama and see office record.. hehe... Around 7pm I drive back, Damn hungry. Go back also nothing to eat. My mum havent cook. She went to see my younger brother at Hospital lo.. At 8pm she back and cook. Fried chicken and Kailan Ikan Masin. After eat I drink Bird Nest. wah.. so long didnt drink original bird nest. The last time I drank was before Chiang fly to Korea. I think got 6 month already.

After drink I go visited my younger brother at Pusat Pakar Seri Manjung lo.. the name something like that. Tomorrow I go check again. Nothing one. The hospital damn hot one. At reception there only on fan. No air cond. Then at 9.30pm I go back house and continue drink the Bird Nest. Then my sister taipoa me Bubur Ayam Mcd (porridge) eat again.. sigh.. everyday eat eat eat...

Bird Nest

ACCIDENT

This morning, I was surprise when my dad told me that my younger brother had accident lo. Drop from the motor at MIN TE , AyerTawar. His hand was broke lo.. Since I dono much about this I lazy to write lo.. Picture will explain all.. haha

my youngest brother help him button

Happy Birthday's Saiful

Today my friend birthday lo.. So buy him a cake and share with BOY. haha... nothing special. 3 people celebrate. Celerate at the mamak near Manjung Bus stop. Both of them leaving Manjung today. 1 going to Perlis and another 1 going to Penang. Both of them work at there.

IPOH (19 July 2008)

This morning I wake around 0700 lo.. go back ayertawar and fetch the Indonesian worker go work. Then taipoa chicken rice. Eat around RM15 lo.. Then bring them to sitiawan farm and harvest the oil palm lo.. Finish harvest at 1300 but go back at 1500. Because my dad wait the small lorry from his big brother lo.. Around 1400 the Indonesian worker complain hungry. Then bring them go out and buy Red bean Pau lo... just pao and drink also need RM16. More expensive then chicken rice from ayertawar.. :D

1500 - I cant wait anymore. damn.. wait from 2hour do nothing. So ma call my dad and said I going back now.. Bring the knife, and cart back 1st lo. damn . dono who complain me to my dad about I drive very fast.. If i know I going to scold him/her kao kao.. Then go back ayertawar saw my grandma do Pyramid Rice lo.. Then My mum cook fuchow food called WON . hehe... eat about 7 piece. becoz damn nice.. haha..

Then about 1600 I go back to my venice house.. Take shower and go to fetch my friend to Lumut. Meet another 2 friend. came from Penang. Reach Lumut, then they suggest go to Ipoh lo... Watch movies and play bowling. Then send my friend Zack go to medan gopeng. Because he going back to Alor Star that night. no more bus from Lumut.

IPOH
- go to Medan Gopeng buy bus ticket 1st. damn the bus ticket is 2am.. aiks.. what to do? no more ticket already. That time I borrow Zack Rm10 because at there dont have ATM machine..

- then go to JJ (Jusco) lo.. so jam.. reach JJ. aiks.. so many people. because got sales lo.. Keep looking for the parking. At last park at the roof. Take about half and hour to park a car. so cibai one. got 1 security guard. ask him the way how to go to roof. He give us wrong direction. As last we manage find by our ownself. not follow the law one.. I drive use opposite road (Jalan Sehala).many car horn me.. hehe :D this one most of the ayertawarian know one. I dont follow road law.. haha

- inside JJ. We go to the food court lo.. I eat the Japanese food (forget what name already) and Yong Tau Fu. I drink 1 jumbo coke, Air Limau and Milo Ice.. Then we go to ding ding dong dong (Arcade game) play some game.. WTF , I spend alot money at there..Around RM10. Plan going to watch movies.. but full already.. So after game walk around lo.. Then stop at 1 stop. because the thing at there very special one (XXX) one.. hehe... Just walk around inside there and ask for the price. But didnt buy. Ask for syok sendiri only. After the shop we go out walk again lo.. Then I saw Baskin-Robbins lo..... I ask Saiful want to eat or not. Because I havent try it yet. This is my 1st time eat that ice cream. Kinda nice. But the price also very nice. Just buy 1 cone only but we share 3 people. Z , me and Saiful. .. Hehe.. Saiful paid for It.. haha

- 1 cone share 3 people.. hehe. After eat, we go to Bowling there lo.. Aiks... fade up.. so ugly place.. haha.. But cheap 1 game for RM4. Socking RM2 dono what brand.. hehe.. We play for 2 game lo.. After the bowling, We move up from Jusco and find MCD to eat our dinner. We go to MCD near Medan Gopeng one. Opposite la.. also full parking.. Need to park outside and walk in. Tonight I order Double Spicy Mcdeluxe lo.. 1st time eat.. Just like normal la.. nothing special. Just got extra Onion Ring nia.. After I finish eating, Saiful call his housemate name APEX (mix chinese with malay) come lo..

- After dinner arounf 0150. we go to medan gopeng wait for the bus.. Damn bus. write 2pm.. But came at 3am.. lol.. that time so sleepy. keep find thing to eat.. haha... after send Zack. I tell them I need take shower. with reason my body very itchy. actually is sleepy.. haha .. keep round here and there. 1st we go to Petronas Petrol Station. But the toilet very smelly and dirty. Then I drive again. Go to KERETA API IPOH. the name something like that la.. Wah.. the toilet very clean.. luckily Saiful bring his shower foam. And I bring my tower and some shirt lo. After take shower I drive back lo.. wah so tired.. I drive more than an hour. from Ipoh to Manjung. Dono how many 7e I Stop to buy drink. All my friend sleep until like pig. SNORING. haha I think they compete who is louder. BOY vs SAIFUL. and ECIK sleep without snoring.

Reach Manjung around 5am lo.. So tired. I sleep at Ecik house lo... Lazy to drive home. sure later my dad bising again.. hehe.. Ecik room go so many mosquito one. somemore hot. haha.. That is my Journey to Ipoh lo...

DUMP

so sad.. I being dump by LCY.. uwawawawa
all is lie.. she lie to me.. never keep her promise marry me..
I tell her.. this time if u failed again, u need beranak for me.. haha :D

dsloong - reli single?
lcyin - tell d truth dy still don wan blieve
dsloong -today baru believe
dsloong -see ur friendster just update
lcyin -haixxxxxxxxxxx
dsloong -background also hilang.. status = single
lcyin - no line mar here
dsloong -ok
dsloon -now u at college?
lcyin -now onli ok ahhhhhhhh
dsloong - ok ok
dsloong - then i go kao u lo
dsloong -can ma?
lcyin - crazy ah u
lcyin -no mood play lo
dsloong - aiya.. give me exp la
dsloong - 21 dy.. no tor to par
lcyin - don wsan
dsloong - aduh..
dsloong - cannot ?
dsloong - charm
lcyin - ya
dsloong - sad01
lcyin - no use2

STUCK

Today as usual lo.. send the Indon go to work.. go buy chicken rice again la.. aiks..... stupid Indonesian worker.. 1st forget to bring the Knife.. Then when give to him.. ask me balik and take the lock knife thing.. dono that day i spend how much diesel... huhuh.. Today breakfast I eat Chicken Rice + Roast Pig + Char siew and Nasi Lemak Biasa lo.. with Milo ICe... Then go back to the farm.. sleep for while.. around an hour la.. then baru wake up and work.. pick the seed lo.. and became supervisor.. hehe :D around 1pm I want to go back for lunch.. on the way out from the farm, then my dad came with the lorry. going to take the oil palm and sell lo.. The road fucking small.. cannot pass by.. so ma i reversed the car.. and stuck at the mud lo... Then i tell my dad the car was stuck. He came and drive the car. Use 2nd gear.. But still cannot. Then he go take the oil palm leaves lo put at the tyre there.. It take around half and hour lo... To move the car from the mud.. That is the story for today lo..

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Bang

This morning I go Manjung eat mee lo.. mee soup and mee kicap.. then go back ayertawar around 0830 and sleep for while.. Not really sleep la.. Just baring2 only. Becoz I promise my grandma going to farm at 0900 lo... Go there nothing to do one.. ask me bring hoe jalan here and there lo.. see got grass to cangkul or not.. haha

Today when i reverse the car I kiss oil palm tree lo.. aiks.. so unlucky. that time rushing go to MESAT school. want borrow toilet.. damn lausai.. aiks.. at last i pangsai at the farm.. hehe.. aiks.. need use money to repair somemore... huhu... I will upload the picture tomorrow lo.. now lazy to transfer from my stupid phone.. hehe

Then after back from the farm, I go kutip steel again with my cousin Dennis lo.. Today we sell around RM350 lo.. and share.. 1 ppl get RM170 and extra RM10 buy egg , onion and cabai (not cibai k) lolx. for the Indonesian worker.. Pity at them.. Nothing to eat.. hehe

Bribe

This type of PEOPLE alway came to my office ask for money.. This time I think my uncle give him RM150. aiks.. imagine la.. Somemore the money he didnt keep into wallet but slip the money at the watch. Everyday got this kind of people come.. aiks.... come here chia DAO POA (BOAST) what..

How do I look?

My latest look. How? getting fat or handsome? hehe :D But I still Love my eye.. sexy.. haha :D
comment it la

MONEY $$$

Still left 6month.. where to get money for travel.. haiz.... I need

600.00RM - FOR FLIGHT
3114449.24VND - VIETNAM TRIP
767357.16KHR - CAMBODIA TRIP
6223.70THB - THAILAND TRIP

1st day Chick

070708 - Behind school Chicken Farm 1st day Chick lo... nothing to do la.. as usual lo.. Today I drive lorry to there to take oil palm seed and sell lo... 2 place.. 1st place is behind my house.. Then move to Behind school Farm lo.. Kinda sien la.. After sell didnt give me money also.. Tomorrow must claim from My Grandma.. I wake up so early , send the worker to farm.. buy food for them, diesel money.. ALl use my own money....

This is lorry pic carry chick from KFC/ AYAMAS

1st day Chick

Today I work like this lo.. pour the chick into the house.. hehe :D

Happy Birthday's Chian Yin

This girl r.. Not book to said already la.. Promise to marry me.. But run far far to JB (Johor Bharu).. aiks.. so sad... :( .
Some more already said baik baik (good) already.. when her birthday time right, she will go back to Ayer Tawar take 5 Chicken from me as Emas Perkhawinan.
Dono la her.. next year January she want follow me go to Bangkok for Honeymoon or not?... If u want follow , I give u bikini as ur birthday present. Nevermind.. I keep for u until next years.. hehe..
Anyway.. Happy Birthday to You

Pick Up The Oil Palm Seed

Today go harvest at Taman DInding Oil Palm Farm lo.. Get scold by my grandma.. Because promise go fetch her around 9am.. But I forgot.. She walk from AyerTawar house to the farm. Take about half and hour lo... Aiks... I ask her call me, then go fetch her.. But I forgot to give my phone number to her.. Sigh.... But nevermind.. She just complain leg pain nia.. haha.
This is my job lo... hehe.. everyday do this at kebun.. hope can get SALARY.. although 1kg only RM0.60.

My grandma pick up the seed.






All the Indonesian eat breakfast lo.. I taipao one... Dono what to buy. Chicken Rice again lo.. Hope they dont complain... haha.. Thought want to buy nasi lemak. Scare they said I`m Kiamsiap (stingy). hehe

Harvest Oil Palm at MANI Farm...

This morning I wake up early lo... Bcoz need send my brother go to school lo... Before send him to school I go to fetch Indonesian Worker at Jalan Melayu... Then baru send my brother to school,.. After that as usual I go taipoa (buy) chicken rice for my Indonesian Worker lo.... :D

Then drive back to Ayer Tawar house fetch my grandma go lo... But my grandpa very kepo (busy body) one.. want to follow go.. He said r.. I bring them go.. huh.. what to do? so I continue sleep lo.. until 9am something, I drive ownself to MANI (not semen) hehe farm lo.. behind Looking Good there.. sitiawan. Reach there as usual I take video and pic lo.. hehe. :D . and I help to Pick Up some seed.

So heavy

Yeah.. they look like want to pangsai nia

The indon carry the seed and put at side before put inside the lorry

my grandma pull the grass lo..


my grandpa . dono what he doing. pick up the small seed too???


the indon carry the seed and put inside the lorry