Saturday, November 22, 2008

Police Station (Manjung)



This morning very bad luck.. Go Lumut eat.. But full.. 2 stall also like that.. That morning already 5am.. dono why so many people... So them suggest go eat at Restaurant Bryani lo... That morning I drive my car.. Got 8people lo...

Participant: dsloong, Azidi, Hakim , Noor, Shikin , Nora, Siti , and Fauziah... 3 guys and 5girl.. So most of them stand at behind lo... I make a full with them.. drive fast then break.. or left and right la.. and them scream like very high..

At here.. I meet the police..
Why I so stupid.. Can run dont wan to run.. All 1 way road la... Then the police sit at there drink lo.. I realise the police car infront me.. one I come down. The police call me.. Ask me IC and Lesen.. Ask me this and that. Then he took my lesen and IC and said.. Lepas minum pergi BALAI.. Stupid policemen.. If want summon,.. Summon here la.. why need go there.. FUCK..



So ma go to police station lo.. Before enter the police station.. Them call the manager, Azhar.. Once he reach , we went in lo.. Take the no first.. I got 26 no... Once I go in,, He call me go to his office alone.. His name is INSP NoorFazly Bin Ahmad. Young police men.. Fuck... don wan to give me summon.. keep asking me this and that..

dsloong: (knock the door)
Polis 1 : masok dan duduk
dsloong: (sit down)
Polis 1: ni korang dari mana? Party ke? dia org tu sape?
dsloong: kawan keje lama...
Polis 1: ni kereta sape?
dsloong: mak...
Polis 1: (check the record) Yew Mee Ngik ni sape
dsloong: mak....
Polis 1: (check my record) x de rekod jahat
dsloong: o...........
Polis 1: tau apa kesalahan?
dsloong: tau.. masok 1 way... sebab x nampak (actually saw it)
Polis 1: o... lagi??
dsloong: tu je..
Polis 1: tau x ko pandu secara bahaya?
dsloong: ................................... (dont wan to answer)
Polis 1: ko tau x.. org belakang boleh jatuh kalo pandu mcm ni? kalo die orang jatuh sape yg nak bertanggungjawab?
dsloong: dia org sendiri a... sb dia org nak duduk kat belakang... huh...
Polis 1: ok.. ni ko nak saman or lokap? tau x.. ko ni boleh masok lokap?
dsloong: saman a...
Polis 1: tau a awak kaya.. bagi summon je..
dsloong: buat pe nak masok lokap?!!!!
Polis 1: sebab awak pandu dengan cara bahaya...
dsloong: o..
Polis 1: awak ni nak lawan court ke? x pe awak ni kaya
dsloong: x nak... x kaya.. yg kaya bapa aku.. bukan aku...
Polis 1: kalo x percaya,, boleh tanya lawyer..
dsloong: so I called my uncle and asked it.. (grab the phone and called)

Uncle: hello
dsloong: Uncle,, U know Manjung Police men?
Uncle: why?
dsloong: now at Police Station
Uncle: what salah?
dsloong: drive into 1 way road.... and drive dangerous..
Uncle: u go with who?
dsloong: working friend lo...
Uncle: ask him give u summon la..
dsloong: I said already.. He dont want give.. said go into lokap...
Uncle.. He bluff u one.. This small thing where can masok lokap... He try to SCARE u only...
dsloong: ok.. I said already,, he dont want
Uncle: u pass the phone to him.. I talk with him ok..
dsloong: pakcik saya nak cakap dengan awak?
Polis 1 : saya x mau dengar
dsloong: Uncle he dont wan to listen...
Uncle: U dont scare la... If like that if he put you in lokap I call the lawyer go.. but dont sign anything except the summon..
dsloong: ok... U coming?
Uncle: yeah.. coming...
dsloong: ok... nanti pakcik saya datang,, Tunggu dia datang settle..

then suddenly Noor message me...
biar betol? masok lokap.. aku tanya polis tadi dia kata tak pun.. Lain ar kalo awak lumba haram

dsloong: kalo saya kata x payah masok lokap..
Polis 1: sebab apa?
dsloong: sebab aku x buat salah.. aku hanya salah sebelah law jalan2 je...
Polis 1: pakcik awak tu lawyer ke?
dsloong: bukan..
Polis 1: yeker.. kawan awak tanya sape?
dsloong: polis depan tu (show him the sms)
Polis 1: ok.. kalo pandu secara bahaya tu x payah masok lokap..
dsloong: yup... so silakan buka summon untuk aku.. aku kejar masa ni.. banyak keje nak buat..
Polis 1: ko ni belajar law ke?
dsloong: bukan..
Polis 1: tau x ni kesalahan seksyen 729 , 49 and 79.
dsloong: in hati (don know got this thing or not...)
Polis 1: hurm.. ask another police.. nak bagi summon or lopak <-- cibai dont wan to ask how many time
Polis 2: smile only...
dsloong: saman a... nak masok lokap buat apa?
Polis 1: umor dah cukup.. lesen pun full.. boleh masok lokap lumut
dsloong: yeker.. .....

then the polis 1 go out lo.. don know do what? I think he go find Noor..+ Then the manager go in too.. his name is Azhar. that time his eye red,, I think he crying.. whose know?? huhu

Azhar: selamat pagi
Polis 1: pagi..
Azhar: hurm... aku tau budak ni.. dia jenis suka main2.. huhhu
Polis 1: oh....
Azhar: sebelom dia org pergi makan, aku dah pesan dia org.. pandu baik2,, so far ni dia ada record x?
Polis 1: tak ada..
Azhar: hurm.. macam ni nak settle macam mana?
Polis 1: bagi summon je la.. call pakcik awak x payah datang

dsloong: ok.. calling
Uncle: hello
dsloong: the police said not need come.. he write summon already..
Uncle: now already reach Giant.. huhu. very susah.. how settle?
dsloong: the mcdonald manager help me just now.. write summon nia,,

so the police write the summon lo...

summon number : AC 769313
Place : Laluan sehala tepi Restoran Briyani
Date : 22-11-2008

Time : 0630

Offence : Masok Jalan Sehala

You are hereby ordered to appear in person or by a counsel di hadapan Makhamah Majistret di Makhamah Sri Manjung pada 26 December 2008 time 0830.


Polis 1: ni nak bayar bila?
dsloong: bagi aku 1 bulan..
Polis 1: ok

so i take the summon and he ask me go out lo.. left manager and the police inside there.. dono do what

base to the situation what u all think? I think he want duit kopi (bribe)
see he keep asking
MAU SAMAN OR LOKAP <-- dono repeat how many time..

interview me for about 1hour,,, make my eat eat eat activity spoil.. late for 1hours..

4 comments:

lcyu said...

dsloong: kalo saya kata x payah masok lokap..(so yeng)
Polis 1: sebab apa?
dsloong: sebab aku x buat salah.. aku hanya salah sebelah law jalan2 je...(aku de duit, suka hati akulah)
Polis 1: pakcik awak tu lawyer ke?
dsloong: bukan..(mestilah..kau tak kenal ngeh khoo han ke?)
Polis 1: yeker.. kawan awak tanya sape?
dsloong: polis depan tu (show him the sms)(anak buah kaulah)
Polis 1: ok.. kalo pandu secara bahaya tu x payah masok lokap..(dah kalah dah)
dsloong: yup... so silakan buka summon untuk aku.. aku kejar masa ni.. banyak keje nak buat..(yup...so sila bukan saman untuk aku..aku kejar masa..million dolar projek)
Polis 1: ko ni belajar law ke?
dsloong: bukan..(belajar..tapi dah henti..so jgn pandang rendah kah aku..kalao kau ckp sikit silap..yg kena saman tu bukan aku..tapi kaulah yg kena tu)


Polis 1: bagi summon je la.. call pakcik awak x payah datang
(his pak cik or ur pak cik)

You are hereby ordered to appear in person or by a counsel di hadapan Makhamah Majistret di Makhamah Sri Manjung pada 26 December 2008 time 0830.(Christmas's big present)

AhChuen said...

hahahaha..police event. Damn funny. Hahahaha

MICHELLE DING said...

haiz..when i came back from camp..already heard from my dad this story edi...heboh!! haha

Chiang said...

hahaha... nak minta duit kopi la tu~~~