Lame........

Q: What is different between pulling a curtain and a panties?
A: When you pull a curtain , it means that the show is over.
But pulling down a pantie mean IT'S SHOW TIME.

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Q: What is the smallest hotel in the world?
A: A pussy . Because u have to leave even the bags outside.

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Q: If girl wear mini skirt they look sexy.
How about it look like if boy wear the same?
A: It will look like a CHURCH BELL

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Q: What did the dick say to the condom?
A: Cover me! I`m going in!!

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Q: Mcm mana nak makan nasi kosong tapi rasa telur?
A: korunk makan nasi pastu pegang telur sendiri